Thursday Thirteen: Facebook funny status

Just some random wall status that you can put on your Facebook

1. When I text you, that means I miss you. When I don't test, that just means I'm waiting for you to miss me.
   
2. If you listen very carefully you will hear the house chores calling my name... good thing I put cotton in my ears. I'm smart :)
   
3. It's important to find a man who adores you, a man who has money, and a man who is a great lover. It's also very important that these 3 men never meet!
   
4. Some people say I've lost my mind but the truth is I haven't lost it, I know where it is, I just refuse to use it.
   
5. Can't face me? Turn around. Can't stand me? Sit down. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoe. Like me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think you know me? You have no idea.
   
6. If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
   
7. I just checked my outside thermometer and it said "get inside the house you idiot; are you stupid or something?"
   
8. Life would be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun and junk food was healthy... LOL.
   
9. It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, sexy, caring and smart. My advice to you. Don't lose me.. LOL.
   
10. Being a parent is like being held hostage by midget terrorists who make uncompromising demands on your life...
    
11. Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
    
12. Dear Weekend, I love spending every minute with you... I always want to be with you... please don't let the weekdays take you away from me... Yours forever, ME
    
13. Doesn't need anger management, people just need to stop pissing me off!

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