Thursday Thirteen: FB funny status continues

Just some random wall status that you can put on your Facebook
  1. When you feel like life had knocked you around and pushed you down to your knees, you are in the perfect position to PRAY!!!
  2. Asks for patience to deal with stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance because LORD only knows if I ask for strength I will beat them to death!
  3. When you learn to accept things for what they are, and not what you want or expect them to be, then you will be much happier person.
  4. If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?
  5. I have the same body I've always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course...
  6. You can either love me or hate me, you can laugh at me or laugh with me, but know this, you can't change who I am, THIS IS ME!
  7. My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
  8. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
  9. My Reality Check bounced.
  10. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  11. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  12. I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
  13. "It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man." - Jack Handy -


Related entries: Facebook's Funny status -- list 1 and list 2.

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Noner said...

I like #7, and I'm about to use #9 right now.

Mama Kelly said...

I can't even afford to be broke. I love it!!